The passage is excerpted from “Gulliver travel”
by Johnson swift
Although I intend to leave the description of this empire
to a particular treatise, yet, in the mean time, I am content
to gratify the curious reader with some general ideas. As
the common size of the natives is somewhat under six
(5)inches high, so there is an exact proportion in all other
animals, as well as plants and trees: for instance, the
tallest horses and oxen are between four and five inches
in height, the sheep an inch and half, more or less: their
geese about the bigness of a sparrow, and so the several
(10)gradations downwards till you come to the smallest,
which to my sight, were almost invisible; but nature has
adapted the eyes of the Lilliputians to all objects proper
for their view: they see with great exactness, but at no
great distance. And, to show the sharpness of their sight
(15)towards objects that are near, I have been much
pleased with observing a cook pulling a lark, which was
not so large as a common fly; and a young girl threading
an invisible needle with invisible silk. Their tallest trees
are about seven feet high: I mean some of those in the
(20)great royal park, the tops whereof I could but just
reach with my fist clenched. The other vegetables are in
the same proportion; but this I leave to the reader’s
imagination.
I shall say but little at present of their learning, which,
(25)for many ages, has flourished in all its branches
among them: but their manner of writing is very peculiar,
being neither from the left to the right, like the Europeans,
nor from the right to the left, like the Arabians, nor from
up to down, like the Chinese, but aslant, from one corner
(30)of the paper to the other, like ladies in England.
They bury their dead with their heads directly
downward, because they hold an opinion, that in eleven
thousand moons they are all to rise again; in which period
the earth (which they conceive to be flat) will turn upside
(35)down, and by this means they shall, at their
resurrection, be found ready standing on their feet. The
learned among them confess the absurdity of this
doctrine; but the practice still continues, in compliance to
the vulgar.
(40)There are some laws and customs in this empire
very peculiar; and if they were not so directly contrary to
those of my own dear country, I should be tempted to say
a little in their justification. It is only to be wished they
were as well executed. The first I shall mention, relates to
(45)informers. All crimes against the state,
are punished here with the utmost severity; but, if the
person accused makes his innocence plainly to appear
upon his trial, the accuser is immediately put to an
ignominious death; and out of his goods or lands the
(50)innocent person is quadruply recompensed for the
loss of his time, for the danger he underwent, for the
hardship of his imprisonment, and for all the charges he
has been at in making his defence; or, if that fund be
deficient, it is largely supplied by the crown. The
(55)emperor also confers on him some public mark of
his favour, and proclamation is made of his innocence
through the whole city.
They look upon fraud as a greater crime than theft,
and therefore seldom fail to punish it with death; for
(60)they allege, that care and vigilance, with a very
common understanding, may preserve a man’s goods
from thieves, but honesty has no defence against
superior cunning; and, since it is necessary that there
should be a perpetual intercourse of buying and
(65)selling, and dealing upon credit, where fraud is
permitted and connived at, or has no law to punish it,
the honest dealer is always undone, and the knave
gets the advantage. I remember, when I was once
interceding with the emperor for a criminal who had
(70)wronged his master of a great sum of money,
which he had received by order and ran away with;
and happening to tell his majesty, by way of
extenuation, that it was only a breach of trust, the
emperor thought it monstrous in me to offer as a
(75)defence the greatest aggravation of the crime;
and truly I had little to say in return, farther than the
common answer, that different nations had different
customs; for, I confess, I was heartily ashamed.
Although we usually call reward and punishment
(80)the two hinges upon which all government turns,
yet I could never observe this maxim to be put in
practice by any nation except that of Lilliput. Whoever
can there bring sufficient proof, that he has strictly
(85)observed the laws of his country for seventy-three
moons, has a claim to certain privileges, according to
his quality or condition of life, with a proportionable
sum of money out of a fund appropriated for that use:
he likewise acquires the title of snilpall, or legal, which
(90)is added to his name, but does not descend to his
posterity. And these people thought it a prodigious defect of
policy among us, when I told them that our laws were
enforced only by penalties, without any mention of reward. It
is upon this account that the image of Justice, in their courts
(95)of judicature, is formed with six eyes, two before, as many
behind, and on each side one, to signify circumspection; with
a bag of gold open in her right hand, and a sword sheathed in
her left, to show she is more disposed to reward than to
punish.